The 10 Reasons why NOT to stress about applying to the Noire Pageant.
1. You don’t need Swarovski crystals, you only need to shine from within.
2. There’s an 8 MINUTE TIME LIMIT so there won’t be any awkward music cursor racing to get off your panties to reach the awful 3-minute finish line.
3. You have 9 months to polish your act and upgrade your costume if you so desire.
4. You have 9 months to save for a fabulous weekend trip to NEW YORK CITY! Woooot!!!!
5. Unlike some applications, you can complete the Noire Pageant application in less than 5 minutes.
6. You will essentially score a mini-mentorship with THE Perle Noire on your accepted act.
7. Your submission video does not need to be professional nor a live performance. It just needs to be a clear and moderately close video of you performing your act (rehearsal videos accepted).
8. If you read thru the website for information on what to expect you are already prepared to take the leap.
9. You can opt to compete or to non-compete at another weekend event. Oh, the options!
10. Either way, this is the first event of its kind so you will be helping to create and become a part of HISTORY! Now that is amazing in itself.